A Follow-Up On Our Good Friend Curtis

For those of you (all both of you) who read my blog, you surely remember my post about Curtis. If you do not, or if you are new to this circus, I am kindly providing you this link so you can catch up.

Now for the latest.

Curtis still likes to send me the occasional random text message. Usually something innocuous such as a simple, "hi." I have learned that if I do not even bother responding, he will generally leave it at that. As annoying as he is, I was content to just leave it alone. However, a couple of nights ago he decided he just had to call me. Yes, an actual call. I know, right? Who does that these days?

Anyhow, I handed the phone to my roommate, Brian and asked him to answer it. So he did and Curtis said nothing but did not hang up for a bit, until Brian said, "Stop calling Brandy."

A few moments later, the following text message exchange happened between them (via my phone):

Curtis: Brandy's a fucking bitch. Fuck you! Tell her to not give out her number if she is going to be a fucking bitch! I don't like wasting my time on assholes.

Brian: you need to grow up and stop texting her.

Curtis: Dude it's right I'm older than your cliche but I'm not given to know my age like you see it cuz I'm living inside feeling the vibe that's not aged knowing full well I would fuck your lights out. So keep the bullshit of limitations to yourself. I guess you like young ignorant men when it comes to loving a woman.

Brian: do you realize how creepy old man you are?

And that was that. I do believe that Curtis was intending his last message for me and not Brian, but it's funny either way. I am sure this is not the last I will hear from him, but I do expect a good week or two of silence before he attempts this again.